a white guy wearing an obey snapback walks into class 15 minutes late holding a monster energy drink
He also leans back in his chair so he obscures your entire fucking desk
"can I borrow a pencil?"
Teacher hands out quizzes and tells to pass them back, he holds on to them then you have to rip them out of his hand.
the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps
I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.
I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.
so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic
How, how, how, could that possibly be interpreted that way. Just that statement by itself is baffling.
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
yes, yes, yes, and yes.
"it’s a kingdom of isolation"
"and it looks like"
"i’m the queen"
"seriously i might be elsa because are you also seeing my hairdo"
the lack of pink acually pisses me off a little`
I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
THIS IS THE SAME WOMAN WHO DID THIS: