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  • Guy in my class on the topic of the school trip:

    Wait. There's only two beds per room? Whoa. No way. I am not sleeping with one of you. I'm not, like, gay or something. Cant we just pay for another room? Like, I'm not gay.

  • His friend:

    Dude just because we're sharing a bed doesn't mean you're gonna be waking up to a fresh cup of my dick up your ass

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